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Joke of the Day
"Congratulations on having your 2nd kid. But aren't you supposed to learn from your past mistakes?"
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"Here's your social security card. It's paper & has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."
"Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine."
"Masturbating is wrong in some people's eyes... Also, it burns."
"What do you feed a fat vampire? One stake should be enough"
"A dyslexic walks into a bra..."
"""Why did u jump off that bridge?"" My friend did it too ""Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?"" Yes. I literally just said that"
"Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC? She deleted that email."
"Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career? She had no sense of porpoise."
"""Look guys! No hands!"" -captain of the Titanic"