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Joke of the Day

"Masturbating is wrong in some people's eyes... Also, it burns."

"Web MD is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book where the ending is always cancer."

"Did you heard about the cardiac arrest victim? He was shocked when he survived"

"The Victoria's Secret models should use their wings to fly to a food source."

"I saw a black man drop his wallet today. I opened it up, chased him down the street and said,Mr Jones? He said, No that's not me."

"How do you make a space party? You planet."

"What do you call an airplane that flies backwards? a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha"

"How did the media know JFK was cheating on his wife? They saw him getting blown in the back seat."

"50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...' - 50 Shades of Macy Gray."

"Do you know what my favorite Jews are? Apple."