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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I feel like people are just using me for my likes."

"What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic? Knot cool"

"donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity."

"Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day? Because he's a little prick!"

"I went on a date with a girl called simile... But I don't know what I metaphor."

"Did you see the joke on Reddit about fixing the telephone pole? It was a repost"

"My neighbour told me I'd left my lights on. I told her she'd left her big nose on."

"Please don't make fun of the Holocaust My grandfather died by falling off the guard tower Edit: Spelling"

"What do you call a computerized rock band? ASCII/DSCII"

"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"