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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the time that /u/poem_for_your_sprog and /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot got into trouble? It was a shticky situation. I'll show myself out."

"What is a Jawa's favorite food? Poutini!"

"What's the best way to become a Russian leader? Stop Stalin! Just Putin the effort and start Lenin it happen!"

"Math joke: Why can't you derivate a social scientist? Because they don't have a function"

"How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two but you're going to need a damn big lightbulb."

"In retrospect; being a fat girl, bringing a black & white swimsuit to a water park 2 weeks after a killer whale attack, was a horrible idea."

"Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in 39 seconds."

"A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry No pun in ten did."

"I asked my waitress if she thought me eating alone was embarrassing and she said, ""I work at Cheesecake Factory"""

"What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole? He was making a long-distance caw."