93154

Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the time that /u/poem_for_your_sprog and /u/ShittyJokeExplainBot got into trouble? It was a shticky situation. I'll show myself out."

"I accidental typed sinroof instead of sunroof and I may have just invented the greatest thing ever."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything..."

"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"

"What do vegan zombies eat? GRAAAIIINSSS!"

"I'm pretty sure Jesus was Italian Because only an Italian mother could think her son was a god. And only an Italian son could think his mother was a virgin."

"Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest."

"What do horny campers and Leo Di Caprios acting have in common? They are both fucking intense!"

"What's the 4th grade essay in the Detroit School District? What I want to be *if* I grow up."

"Vagina Steak (nswf) Today my husband asked me if my vagina was ""medium well"" yet? Pink but not bloody."