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Joke of the Day
"Alexander Godunov Is Alexander a good dancer?"
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"My friend once told me Never start a joke you can't finish That's why I haven't committed suicide yet"
"Why was the astronaut so sore? He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid."
"My house-mate is terrified of negative numbers He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
"Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot."
"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."
"I used to have a Viagra addiction. It was the hardest part of my life."
"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"*walks in on home intruder ""omg please don't look at the dust!"""
"Well, well, well, if it isn't my inability to cope with life."