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Joke of the Day
"What docyou call it when a Soviet dies comedy? Stand up Commedy"
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"I've counted 8 people so far whose New Year's resolutions include ""loose weight"". Can I add spelling to your list too?"
"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate."
"I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all ""oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers."""
"Why was 2 afraid of 4? Because 4 8 16!"
"A man walks into a bar, and orders 10 times the amount of drinks as everyone else. The barman says ""now *that's* an order of magnitude!"""
"Listen. You can keep retaking all the pictures you want, but that's what your face looks like."
"Why did ISIS throw the gay prostitute off the roof? He didn't bring in enough Jihadi Johns"
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 She's a solid 10 but also imaginary"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To kick a sleeping homeless man in the head and steal his money"