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Joke of the Day
"How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats."
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"What's Hitlers favourite weather? HEIL!"
"Johnny Bravo would be so perfect for Jersey shore."
"Pool donations A man came to my door Asking for donations towards the local swimming pool So I peed in it."
"You know what kills me? Weapons."
"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"
"Am I the only one who's concerned about the fact that we haven't heard SHIT from Wyoming in like nine years?"
"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."
"What do you call two nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call two nuts on a chin? A good blowjob."
"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."