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Joke of the Day

"Whenever a guy peeps into my phone, I open the front cam and take a selfie with him."

"My wife and I decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"most cutting thing you can say is ""who's this clown?"" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns"

"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."

"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people... ...repost."

"What comes after Z? A question mark."

"What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center."

"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."

"double negatives what is the greatest double negative/oxymoron of all time? A happy Marriage"

"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."