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Joke of the Day
"Johnny Bravo would be so perfect for Jersey shore."
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"Hey guys who write updates about how all girls are beautiful and should be respected, did you figure it out on your own or did your boyfriend tell you??"
"What's the difference between a woman and a video game? I don't get an erection when I beat a video game."
"Three cheers for rap music. Hip hop... \- Tim Vine"
"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"
"What's a philosophers favorite toy? Plato"
"A black hole was telling me a story... It sucked me right in."
"honey, i think the milk's gone bad ""i only bought it yesterday"" yeah well, look at this.. *milk is running a meth lab in the fridge*"
"I've never met an exam I've liked... They've all been too testy for me."
"Why does time go by so fast in Italy? Because every time you turn around you see a dago by."