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Joke of the Day
"I post stuff in the wrong sub-reddits. AMA wait... FUCK"
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"I became a proud father today He just turned four, but he was a boring little shit the first few years."
"I bought a lamp stand from Ikea... the assistant asked me was I planning on putting it up myself. ""You dirty bastard"" I said, ""It's going in the living room"""
"What do you say to a black man in a suit? Will the defendant please rise?"
"Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro? They don't believe in higher power."
"as a lad i often drew 2 adjacent circles in a crude attempt to portray an Ass. ive since matured and only draw asses of the utmost precision"
"My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood."
"When a girl says she wants you to splurge on her Calm down, it's not what you think..."
"For those of you who are a fan of Pokemon How do you get a Charizard on a bus? You pokemon!"
"NASA is planning another rover for Mars in 2020 They should call it Hindsight"