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Joke of the Day
"Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale"
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"What do you get when you cross a tiger with a cabbage? Man-eating coleslaw."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Do you know why I stopped? *silence* *a saxophone wails in the distance*"
"They take away old people's drivers licenses, but old people wreak much more death & destruction with their email forwards."
"I just sneezed so violently, I think it qualifies as an ab workout. (Screw you, I'm counting it.)"
"Me: How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime? Dog: "
"A Japanese guy walks into an optometrists office... He gets examined and the doctor says, ""you have a cataract."" The guy replies, ""No I don't, I drive a Rincoln."""
"How dare you incinerate that I don't know big words."
"What is the difference between your mom and Kim Kardashian? One is a dirty whore and the other is Kim Kardashian."