214903
Joke of the Day
"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."
Next Joke
"I have a dog named Lucky... Sometimes he escapes so we have to go get Lucky. And sometimes it'll be dark out so we'll be up all night to get Lucky."
"They say to have reasonable expectations when dating, and to look in a mirror to see what you can get. 2/10 looking for a 10/2, please pst"
"Poker Face. But I barely know her!"
"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."
"Hate being fat. Love eating food."
"BEST ADVICE: Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them."
"What gun do you use to hunt a moose? A moosecut!"
"My father never hit me. But when I was bad, he would take off his belt... And then he'd take off his pants."
"A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion."