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Joke of the Day

"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bar... And the joke is on us."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 always follows 6!"

"I saw my ex getting beaten up by half a dozen thugs. For a second, I thought, ""Should I help?"" Then I thought, ""No...6 should be enough."""

"Why is politics for the birds? Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!"

"What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? An Autipsy."

"So how did you die? Too long for here, read comments."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."

"[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks? I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan."

"Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes."