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Joke of the Day

"Ever heard of a game called Polish Roulette? It's like Russian Roulette except all the chambers are loaded. edit: ""chambers,"" not ""barrels"""

"Facebook: My little man is the best thing that's ever happened to me! Twitter: Free baby. DM for details."

"I held a convention for solipsists. Nobody else showed up. So I sent everyone home."

"What's a feminists least favorite Pokemon? Abra!"

"My girlfriend is a pornstar Shes going to kill me once she finds out,"

"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."

"If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady."

"I hope the guy who stole my debit card enjoys his $12 shopping spree."

"RIP boiled water You will be mist"

"A sad can goes to get recycled. He was soda-pressed."