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Joke of the Day
"RIP boiled water You will be mist"
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"Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection? Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)"
"I was going to buy my friend a bottle of water for Christmas. And then I realized, that would be tasteless."
"Your dog may be smarter than an honor student... but when was the last time you saw a mother carrying a plastic bag in case her honor student shits in the neighbor's yard?"
"that lonely feeling when you oust your ex as mayor of your genitals on foursquare"
"Why was General Yoda afraid of April? Because March, April May."
"What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't? her bellybutton."
"I've been wondering for a while now... If a man who likes Asians has Yellow Fever, and a man who likes Africans has Jungle Fever; does that mean because I like Native Americans, that I have Smallpox?"
"a proper response to girl calling ""amy?"" in ladies bathroom wouldve been silence. but instead i yelled YOU WON'T FIND YOUR PRECIOUS AMY HERE"
"Atoms are all liars... They make up everything! Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)"