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Joke of the Day

"RIP boiled water You will be mist"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up"

"What did the astronaut see on his skillet? Unidentified frying (flying) objects."

"Can we stop acting like ""seasonal"" beers makes sense at all?"

"Super joke! Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds..."

"What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter? A rashtag."

"I don't know why smokey the bear carries a shovel, but it scares the shit out of me."

"If I stalked you any harder, you'd be a missing person."

"For every selfie you take, the universe throws another rock at our planet."

"With my 4 year old granddaughter: What's a cat's favorite pasta? Mousearoni"