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Joke of the Day
"I love breasts! It's the best part of the birds."
Next Joke
"I got banned from my chiropractors office. Apparently its not ""appropriate"" to ask for a happy ending."
"I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids... ...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was cock-eyed."
"How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing? Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry."
"My wife tells me she wants me to surprise her with a gift that will take her breath away. I'm thinking about getting her a treadmill."
"What does electron and proton say when they go to war? Chaaaarge!!"
"Why do black people play basketball? Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal."
"The blond girl and the car What did the blond girl say when she saw the car? Answer: That's the lost one right there."
"Me: this is bullshit. conditioner and shampoo in one? impossible Walmart employee who I have in a headlock: sir I didn't make the shampoo"
"This year I'll avoid all the trouble of taking down my Christmas lights... I'll just turn my house into an Italian restaurant."