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Joke of the Day

"My wife has the body of a 16 year old She keeps it in the fridge."

"A context joke Have you ever noticed that when you say, ""I hope you're hungry"" in a place like America it's nice. But if you say that in Africa it is a cruel joke."

"Autocorrect changed ""baby rattle"" to ""baby battle"" and now I'm googling where to buy tiny weapons."

"Finding other gay guys is a lot like trying to find a job Your only option is looking online and it's almost impossible to get anything good."

"One day I hope the bravery of the people who initiate clapping is recognized."

"What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake."

"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."

"What does a dyslexic zombie say? Brian's ... Briiiiiiiiian's!!!"

"I just made my Chiropractor's day by calling him Doctor in front of his mom."

"What snooker and women have in common? When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown."