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Joke of the Day

"TOP REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES: 1) Ted Cruz 2) A gun 3) Your racist uncle 4) A gun in a cowboy hat 5) Jeb Bush 6) Literally a turd"

"What do you call a black dinosaur? TYRONE-ASAURUS REX! I made this joke up in like middle school I think."

"What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? ""can't complain"""

"My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner."

"What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist? A coffin."

"Whenever someone says ""I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart"", all I hear is ""I know where you can buy drugs"""

"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."

"What's the feminine name for the Internet Highway? e-Lane"

"You can't spell 'creative' without 'weed'."

"I'm not laughing AT you, I'm laughing WITH other people at you."