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Joke of the Day
"What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver? Nonanol."
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"What did the lactose intolerant guy say after having a glass of milk? Please excuse my dairy air"
"I have a joke about California's drought. But it's pretty dry."
"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"
"Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful? The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube."
"How do you weigh a hipster? In Instragramm"
"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"
"This house is Not going to clean itself. Apparently, I'm not either."
"Something is always going on in the kitchen, but you never know whats cooking till the end when you eat... Is that why they call it the final supper?"
"I decided for dinner to make the Duck confit As I was in a really fowl mood."