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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by getting and STD from my Grandma she gave me hepatitis G"

"I just sneezed so violently, I think it qualifies as an ab workout. (Screw you, I'm counting it.)"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped his ass"

"My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality. It's not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs."

"There was a kidnapping at school today... But don't worry, he woke up"

"In honor of To Set A Watchmen coming out soon, what would Harper Lee's book be called if she was Mexican? Tequila Mockingbird."

"In retrospect, dressing as a killer whale when I was assigned to assassinate the Pope wasn't my best idea. I blame Ubisoft, honestly."

"A Sasquatch is like a regular quatch that snaps it fingers and says stuff like ""OH NO YOU DIT INT!"""

"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 7, 8, 9, 11"

"What's so good about having sex with 28 year olds? You get to do it 20 times because all of the reposts."