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Joke of the Day

"Netflix just announced it's raising the price and changing it's slogan to ""One movie you wanna see and a thousand others you never heard of"""

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm incontinent No time to talk."

"What is life like for a wood worm ? Boring !"

"What do you call a pasture full of cows masturbating??? Beef strokin-off"

"Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR? They told him he was good at deriving"

"I tried to say no to the vodka but it was 40% stronger than me"

"My innocent look never works in the nude."

"On a scale between 1 to 10... How likely is it that this question is in binary?"

"Jack and Jill went up a hill; &nbsp; to have a bit of fun. &nbsp; But stupid Jill forgot the pill; &nbsp; and now they have a son."

"What did the white guy say when he saw the twelve black men in the jury box? ""Great, it's a hung jury."""