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Joke of the Day

"How to make a charity 1. find someone in need 2. Create an organization and donate all revenue to said someone 3. ??? 4. nonprofit"

"Want to play the rape game? said Guy. ""No"" said Girl. ""That's the spirit!"" said Guy. Girl is now screwed."

"My superhero name is Typoman. I am the writer of wrongs."

"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"

"Every time I see my grandad he tells me the same joke. Grandad - How's Harry? Me - Harry Who? Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you?"

"I couldn't sleep because my fan was making loud noises. Yeah,it's a huge metal fan !"

"Son asks his father... Son: Dad, how do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your brother. Son: But I don't have a brother. Dad: Exactly."

"This is Major Tom to Ground Control. This protocol is bad. Why is it we are singing to each other? It's no wonder our funding has gone away."

"Your mom is so fat Even Jesus couldn't lift her spirits up."

"What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles"