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Joke of the Day

"Want to play the rape game? said Guy. ""No"" said Girl. ""That's the spirit!"" said Guy. Girl is now screwed."

"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"

"Favorite all time cooking shows: 1. Iron Chef 2. Hell's Kitchen 3. Breaking bad"

"Holy Week joke: What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday? Just chilling."

"A black man, a Mexican, a Muslim and a hillbilly are all playing Russian Roulette together. Who is guaranteed to win? Society."

"What has 50 legs but can't walk? Half a centipede."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"

"If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer ...oh wait, he does."

"Girlfriend Joke - Written by Me I was in the shower with my girlfriend the other day and I asked her, ""Have you ever been peed on in the shower?"" She said, ""NO!"" I said, ""Yes, Yes you have!"""

"My grandma has dementia the saddest part is watching her slowly forget about Dre"