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Joke of the Day

"Want to play the rape game? said Guy. ""No"" said Girl. ""That's the spirit!"" said Guy. Girl is now screwed."

"Very tired of the NSA reading my tweets and not retweeting them."

"Why couldn't the depressed person get his email? He had a bad Outlook."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: So what are your biggest weaknesses? HE-MAN: Well, I- *job interviewer's fake mustache falls off and it's Skeletor*"

"If you want to annoy a programmer... Give him a bug-type Pokemon"

"How to understand girls.... Loading..."

"""Daddy , how do stars die ?"" ""Drugs , usually"""

"Oh panic attacks,I thought you said pancake attacks because I have those all the time."

"Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar."

"What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea? One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs."