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Joke of the Day

"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."

"I always smoke after sex. I've quit now for 16 years."

"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."

"Why do Jews try avoiding Jewpiter? Because its a gas planet! Its also why Hitlers gas bills were so high. *i intentionally said Jewpiter instead of Jupiter*"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist..."

"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"

"I have no respect for mules. Everything they do is half-assed."

"Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"

"My wife asked me: ""Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."" I replied: "" I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"""