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Joke of the Day

"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."

"Hey mind if I try some of your chloroform? Sure knock yourself out."

"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."

"Interviewer: What drives you? Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? M: missing the bus"

"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ""I want to report a nuisance caller"", he said ""Not you again"". "

"Did You Hear that Iggy Azalea Got Engaged? She's already cancelled her wedding and reception due to lack of RSVPs."

"How does a black man win Father of the year?NSFW He pays for the abortion."

"What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !"

"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."

"[marriage counseling] She's always getting mad at me ""There's a shark living in our pool"" IT WAS SHARK WEEK AND HE WAS ON SALE, KAREN"