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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO"
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"SOPA inspired joke: What has two eyes, two hands, two feet, and two noses Two Pirates"
"16yo [talking w friend]: fam that's lit af, tell bae and the squad that it's on fleek PARENT: *calls 911* i think my kid's having a seizure"
"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?   A mute, crippled insomniac"
"Anniversary present Wife tells her husband that she wants something that goes from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. And on their anniversary her husband hands her a scale."
"Farting in the steam room was a bad judgement call."
"Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend."
"Indian restaurants make most of their money off of the bread.. They're naan-profit organizations."
"What is faster hot or cold? Hot because you can actually ""catch a cold""."
"I pulled the trigger on myself... now I'm triggered."