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Joke of the Day

"Julian Assange became a role model for hackers worldwide by crashing at a friend's place indefinitely & never paying his share of any bills."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"

"I am much less afraid of jail when I'm drunk."

"By not having a 160 character limit, we are missing out on all the good tweets that have 141 through 160 characters. It's science."

"I found an plot of soil yesterday. I went back to the site today and found even more soil... The plot thickens..."

"Why aren't there any Mexicans in China? Because the Chinese know how to build a wall."

"I named my dick ""The Truth"" Because bitches can't handle it."

"Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT"

"I'm scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I'll run them under cold water for half a second"

"What do you call a rich South American? A Brazilianaire!"