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Joke of the Day

"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the"

"I told my husband that instead of leaving his dirty dishes on the counter, he should leave them in 1952 so a nice housewife cleans them up."

"6: Dad what's a Kardashian? Me: Nobody really knows... 6: Sounds really stupid Me: I love you"

"TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub"

"Jared Fogle's defense in court. He was just trying to get off."

"I want to make a series about the murder of an airline crew but I still have to shoot the pilot."

"Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit? Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something."

"What is the heaviest surgical intervetion that can be done to women ? Getting money and dicks out of their minds."

"Zoo... I went to the zoo and saw a loaf in a cage. A sign read: ""Bread in captivity."""

"My abs are like tan(pi/2) They're undefined."