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Joke of the Day
"I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can't wait till they see it"
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"*renames my kids South and East, and leaves them on Kanye's doorstep*"
"I will always remember what my grandfather said to me right before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless"
"I'm seriously considering taking up falconry. Someone pisses me off? BAM! Falcon, right in the face."
"If you told me 100% of serial killers were ""morning people"" I'd believe you."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim Denim Denim"
"That mini heart attack you have when you're in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you're falling."
"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"
"Where does a mansplainer get his water? From a well, actually."