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Joke of the Day

"What did the guitarist say to the magician... Pick a chord, any chord."

"What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ? He went down really well !"

"If a tree falls down, and only a women hears it. What the fuck was a tree doing in the kitchen?"

"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"

"What do black people do after sex? 15 to life"

"So Oscar Pistorious was sentenced to 5 years of prison. In my opinion, his excuse was lame. I don't think he had a leg to stand on."

"My statistics professor is certain he will get in shape this year. He's doing confidence intervals."

"An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that this is true."

"My friend wrote a crossover of Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider It was good, General Lee speaking."

"I went camping recently. It was intense."