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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it Anal Bleaching ? Surely it should be called changing your Ring Tone."
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"Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van. But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping."
"How do you keep a retard in anticipation?"
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers."
"A Roman soldier meets another soldier on the road ""Excuse me"" the first soldier asks ""have you crossed Jesus anywhere, by any chance?"""
"Getting laid for me is like getting ketchup out of a bottle easy if i have a knife"
"Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !"
"I always go the extra mile, which is why I was fired from Uber."
"Why do Jews hate soda? Because they're gassy"
"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days. I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public."