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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it Anal Bleaching ? Surely it should be called changing your Ring Tone."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts."

"Not the best joke, but i did make it up myself. Q: Why can you not hook two CD-ROM drives together to create a CD Writer? A: Because two ROMs don't make a Write."

"According to my laptop, my New Year's resolution is 1680 x 1050."

"Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."

"The Arabs invented a time machine. It's called Islam. It can take any civilization back to the 7th century."

"Apparently, saying ""make it a double"" followed by an awkward wink doesn't work at the pharmacy."

"A man walks into a bank... and yells ""this is a fuck up!"" confused, the teller says ""you mean a stick up?"" ""Nope, it's a fuck up, I forgot my gun"""

"Lion and a cheetah have a race and the cheetah wins! The lion say ""your such a cheeta!!"" The cheetah says ""um no your lion!!"""

"What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common? Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time."