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Joke of the Day

"A guy orders a pizza He asks ""How long will the pizza be?"" The waiter replies ""About 12 inches."""

"Two Congressmen are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, ""Pass the soap."" The second one says, ""No SOPA, radio!"""

"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"

"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."

"How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends"

"TIL that DNA originally stood for National Dyslexic Association"

"So, a catholic priest comes on a playground..."

"What happens when you give a cow a joint? The steaks are high"

"Hell is having a married couple tell you a story at the same time."

"Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians? Christians are not-for-prophet organizations."