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Joke of the Day

"If you were transported right now to Mars you should be able to jump 62.5% higher... [anti-joke] But you can't because you would be dead. No spacesuit = not alive."

"Why do people call Donald Trump a clown? Because we used to find him funny, but now he's just shit-your-pants terrifying."

"How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better."

"How do cows talk to each other? They cowmoonicate."

"Overpopulation is a bitch... ... and no matter how you think about it, the world would be a better place with Fuhrer people in it."

"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."

"Japan's soccer team"

"Read this in an email by the Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) - science joke ""This newsletter is printed from 100% recycled electrons."""

"With elections coming soon, my coworker asked me who my favorite president was. I said JFK, because he's so open-minded."

"How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!"