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Joke of the Day
"Why are elements attracted to the Noble Gasses? Because they're *Noble!*"
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"On page 24 of the world record book I'm listed as the men with the longest penis. At page 69 I'm listed as world's best liar."
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"
"A guy walks into the psychiatrists office where I work wearing nothing but Saran Wrap undies... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""
"What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show? A wok-through."
"Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target"
"This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?"
"Twitter should have "" Throwing tomato"" button."
"Life is like a box of chocolates. I'm allergic to everything in it."
"Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"