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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"
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"[ouija board] Who are you? *board begins spelling* G-R-E-E-N--M-A-R-I-O What the -- a Luigi Board?! W-A-H-O-O--I-T-S-A--M-E"
"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."
"Italians and Spaniards are so used to Catholic child abuse... ... That they call the Pope daddy"
"What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough)."
"To people calling themselves ""Grammar Nazis"": you're not correcting grammar so much as punctuation or spelling. Hi, I'm a Nomenclature Nazi."
"What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles"
"My ex-girlfriend... Bent my car's hood,but it was my fault a little bit too I was just a little bit over the legal speed."
"If I ever saw an amputee being hanged, I'd just yell out letters. - Demetri Martin"