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Joke of the Day
"How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake"
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"Time for a limerick... On the first date with her new man, Keith Young Pamela let out a queef. He tried to ignore That she's surely a whore But at least her bjs had no teeth!"
"Just sang & made up multiple lyrics w/ actions to ""If you're happy & u know it"" for thirty minutes... In case u need help writing that novel"
"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing."
"The original Karate Kid is currently the same age as Mr. Miyagi was in the movie, 51. My youth just got crane kicked in the bean bag."
"Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."
"How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb? Zero. Somebody already did it."
"How do '90s kids count to 6? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis."
"My signature move is having my phone connected for hours to a charger that's not even plugged in."
"I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments"