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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into the psychiatrists office where I work wearing nothing but Saran Wrap undies... The psychiatrist said, ""I can clearly see you're nuts!"""

"A buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor... ...and says ""Make me one with everything."""

"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"

"The Royal baby weighed in at almost 9 pounds Which is just under $15 US"

"""Pick a pencil. Look at it. Now put it back with the other pencils. Was your pencil the number 2?""-Steve, shitty pencil magician"

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could sing 'Hello from the other side'!"

"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"

"8:00am on a Saturday morning and my neighbor was mowing his lawn. Now he looks really funny covered in paint balls"

"What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ? He was Retarted"

"Q: How do you catch an orange elephant? A: I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."