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Joke of the Day
"Incest Fun for the whole family (probably a repost)"
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"No thanks, 5 Hour Energy, I'd rather have a 5 Hour Nap."
"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was Mweauuuuuaoooeeo"
"I took my child to work almost ten months ago, people. Is there seriously not a Take Your Child Back Home Day?"
"Bruce Willis is never content with how hard he dies."
"Mom... Are you a virgin?"
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and jewish child? The boy scout comes home from camp."
"Do you know what your pimples do while you're asleep? Nothing really, the just zit there."
"{batman walking downstairs} ""Hmmm. Looks like Catwoman's left me a present"" [the half-eaten corpse of Birdman lies lifeless on the carpet]"