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Joke of the Day

"[Olive Garden] PATRON: there are so many types of pasta WAITER: [required to say this] yes...*clenches teeth* the pastabilities are endless"

"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."

"What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? Hide-and-Sikh"

"What do people from the 1930's and /r/news jokes have in common? They're both old."

"What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup? You can roast beef."

"What did the father say to the pedophile at the beach? ""Hey you're in my son"""

"Trust is knowing you never have to look through their phone."

"What's the difference between a good joke And a bad joke the timing"

"I'll never forget what my grandfather told me before he died. He said ""Never forget what I'm about to tell you"" then some story about corn."

"eer booze and fun!' 'An Indian a Rabbi the Pope an Italian and an Irishman all walk into a bar together and sit down. The bartender looks at all 5 of them and says ""What is this... some kind of joke?"""