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Joke of the Day

"There was a blackout in the streets of Houston yesterday... Don't worry, the police have everything under control..... they shot him."

"Why aren't their Mexican Olympics? Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!"

"What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes."

"What is the difference between Trump and Hillary? She can't make America great again."

"the printer in my office is fondly called Bob Marley it keeps jamming"

"This afternoon I just relaxed on the couch and masturbated. The psychiatrist took a lot of notes."

"If two vegetarians are arguing is it called a beef?"

"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"Killing enemies give you XP But killing level 0 enemies is pointless."

"Grammar joke I told my girlfriend ""sweetie, I want you beside me, in front of me,behind me, on top of me, under me, and to the left and right of me"" she said ""Honey, are you prepositioning me?"""