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Joke of the Day

"What is sharper, your butt-hole or your teeth? Butt-hole, because it can cut your shit."

"SPOILER ALERT: Unrefrigerated milk goes bad quickly."

"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat the fuck out of her so it doesn't happen again."

"Why was the floppy disk self-conscious? Because it was FAT."

"Just saw Snow White working at Lady Foot Locker, she was looking hot, seriously, she was the fairest of the mall."

"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"

"Little kid walks in on his daddy masturbating... * Daddy, what are you doing? * I am jerking off, soon you will be doing it. * But why, daddy? * Because my hand is getting tired."

"What's the difference between a dirty parking lot and a crab with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."

"Miranda rights a lady police officer was reading the miranda rights to the guy being arrested "" what ever you say can be and will be held against you"" the guy says ""tits"""