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Joke of the Day
"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"
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"I was with a blind prostitute today and she said I was the biggest she had ever had. She was just pulling my leg."
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"Young woman... There was a young lady from Exeter, So lovely the men all craned their necks at 'er. But only one was so brave as to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at 'er."
"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."
"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"
"What do you call a German virgin? Guttentight."
"phone call Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*"
"The first rule of recursion club is the first rule of recursion club"
"Something came in the mail today deez nuts"