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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby and Steve Harvey walk into a bar... (complete the damn thing)"

"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"

"""How Long can a Chinese name be?"" -- Yoda"

"(Worst Joke) Why did Hitler open the window? To let fresh aryan"

"""i have good news & bad news"" wife: bad news 1st ""the washing machine broke"" wife: and the good news? ""the dogs are clean AF"""

"Wana hear a Canadian joke? Toronto maple leafs."

"Maybe zombies just have shampoo in their eyes."

"I've never sky dived but I have zoomed in real fast on google earth"

"Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!"

"While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !"