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Joke of the Day

"In the future: ""So Zionists tried to take a people's home and said god gave it to them."" ""So what happened?"" ""Apparently god disagreed."""

"What's it called when you look in the mirror and say ""jesus christ I look good""? Using the lords name in vanity"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer."

"When should funerals occur? Mourning"

"My 6yo is arguing with me over what day of the week it is. Have kids, they said."

"What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !"

"Welcome to ghosts anonymous. Nice to see such a spirited turnout. *all of the ghosts boo in unison*"

"What's the difference between pink and purple? The grip."

"Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum? He got stuck in Orbit!"

"All human beings are threads interwoven in the great tapestry of life, except for that one guy at your office. What the hell is his problem?"