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Joke of the Day

"How many people who subscribed to r/The_Donald does it take to screw in a light bulb? Obviously more than one because it's still dark in their mother's basement."

"With great power come great.. power bills. *- Uncle Ben, electrician.*"

"Your password must be at least 8 characters long & contain a capital letter, a number, and a hideous personal secret."

"Picking which colour pen to use.... Its always a bic decision"

"If you start peeing out blood Urine big trouble"

"Want to hear a joke? Adam Sandler's career"

"Have you guys ever heard of the crazy Mexican Train Killer? He had...... Loco Motives"

"From my handwriting identification skills. I have carefully deduced that Santa is my secret Valentine every year."

"My mate Dave drowned... For his funeral, we got a wreath in the shape of a life saver. It's what he would've wanted."

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke."