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Joke of the Day

"how did the gamete get rich? because sex cells... Thank you thank you i'll be here all week."

"You wanna hear a joke? Me attempting to tell a funny joke."

"I've stopped dating this girl I met at the Diabetes Camp. Turns out she isn't really my type."

"What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes? Get a small hankie!"

"[at Chinese restaurant] ""Hi I'll have a large goingon"" -What is goingon? ""Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"""

"Did you hear about the criminal who wanted to lose weight to fit into smaller clothes? Last I heard, he was still at large."

"Made a typo writing this report and stumbled on the worst joke. Database Administrator: I love my database so much, you could say she's my databae."

"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."

"Driving Wizard A wizard is driving down the highway, a man try's to merge into his lane in front of him. The wizard speeds up and yells out the window, ""You shall not pass!"""

"There's no crying in baseball! But there is in cryball and you're gonna make it big, kid! Are you smiling? There's no smiling in cryball!"