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Joke of the Day
"Are you alone? Because you're showing high interest."
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"All of these Ferguson jokes lately... What a riot!"
"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."
"Profanity is unnecessary and fucking stupid."
"So I asked my Doctor, ""Doctor, what are we going to do about this dangerous virus from Africa?"" He said, ""I don't know, he has two more years in office."""
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means, Even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey"
"I tried to sit through my friend's joke about the void... (xpost from /r/punny/) But it was endless."
"Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks...."
"I went to the movies with a girl last night. I paid for the tickets & the snacks, & anything else I can before she reports her card stolen."