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Joke of the Day

"Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks...."

"shaggy: hey scoob where's my burger scooby: ruh roh shaggy: great danes only live 8 years you know scooby: ruck roo"

"What do you call the concentration camp prisoners who kept pestering the guards with questions? Askanazi Jews"

"Why do scholars use big words? To avoid circumlocution."

"Why didn't hitler ever cook hot dogs at a bar-b-que? He always tends to burn the franks."

"what do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasoreass"

"I talk a lot of shit for someone who still uses their fingers to count."

"They say snapple is made from the best stuff on earth... But that's bullshit; I looked at the ingredients, I didn't see pussy or beer anywhere."

"I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word."

"If you don't hate yourself by the time you log off, you're not using the internet correctly."