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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do mathematicians scold their children? A: ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""

"every time i read ROFL I hear scooby doo trying to say waffle"

"Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue."

"What did Tanto call the lone ranger after he started treatment for cancer? Chemosabi"

"I finally got around to getting a vasectomy the other day... but there hasn't been a vas deferens in my sex life since then."

"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."

"I bought a new black router today... I think I'm gonna name it Martin Router King"

"I explained gluten allergy' to my grandma and she sighed and told me they ate leather belts during WWII to keep from starving"

"My cousin told me his gun club didn't cost any money. I asked him if it was run by wild chickens. He said, ""No, why?"" And I said, ""Because that would explain why it's a free range."""

"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."