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Joke of the Day
"Americans may pull guns but Canadians.... ..may pull leaves."
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"Meeting my friend's new kid is always awkward. I mean, do I let them smell my hand before I pet it or just go right in?"
"have a nail gun and some boards laying around? show him you love him by adding some attractive wood paneling to his car"
"So this Roman guy... This Roman guy walks into a Tavern, raises two fingers and yells, 'five beers please!'"
"My girlfriend wanted a joule... unfortunately I am out of Fs."
"Coworker: My husband's an angel. Me: You're lucky.. mine's still alive."
"I don't support the gay lifestyle in San Francisco It's way too expensive there. They should move to somewhere a lot cheaper so they can save more money."
"What do you call an anti-diuretic wine? Penot More"
"What do you call a Shi Tzu giving a blowjob? Shit Head."
"I wonder if people in 3rd world countries know that we can choose between crushed and regular ice cubes."