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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Bitch and a Slut? A Slut fucks everyone. A Bitch fucks everyone but you."

"Did you hear about the redditor who had a girlfriend?"

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours...? Not *your* cheese!"

"What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle? A Rook-ey mistake."

"What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes."

"Have you heard about Michigan's music scene?? I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)"

"God said unto John, ""come forth and receive eternal life..."" But john came fifth and won a toaster. Not original but I love this joke"

"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."

"My wife says I'm way too condescending (That means I speak down to people)"

"The sub became horrible since it became default...anyone know of a better jokes sub similar to how this sub was pre-default?"