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Joke of the Day
"Want to buy a pocket computer? No thanks I already know how many pockets I've got."
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"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nun. But really, its easier to rape little boys in the dark."
"My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out."
"what goes thump thump thump squish thump thump thump squish a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker."
"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer? Good Mornin'!"
"If there was award for laziness... . I would send someone else to get it."
"It's not called PowerRamble. It's called PowerPoint, so please get to one."
"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"5 year old: ""That's a big truck!"" ""It's a moving truck."" ""ALL TRUCKS MOVE."" Why am I the one that feels like an idiot?"